Monday, September 1, 2008

Missed Sunday Monday


I got in at 4AM yesterday, technically today and there is no way I would post that late. . . lol jk I've done it before. Anyways, yesterday some illustration major hotties asked around for models to draw 10 times. My friends told them I would do it, and we made a bet that if she goes out with a guy I would do the modelling thing. So me and the other girl are gonna do it together, and I'm nervous. They originally wanted nude models, I said hell to the fucking no. So I'm gonna be either in a bra and underwear, or a bathing suit [same thing].

I think it'll end up to be fun, and they might actually be cool people to chill with. That's all for now!

OH wait nevermind. I gotta tell you how I got stopped by the cops for running in the streets. I was racing the guy I told you in the last post I kissed, and I of course won because I'm a fast sprinter. After we were done racing, people sitting outside the dorm building we were next to were kind of cheering or whatever or making noise, and then a cop came over and was like [I adopt an asshole deep man-voice when I quote him]

A-hole "were you guys running in the street?"
us "yea. we were racing and we didnt want to trip and bust our heads on the sidewalk"
A-hole "don't run in the street you could get hit"
us "we checked to see and there were no cars" [2 cars pass by with 30 seconds in between each]
A-hole "there is traffic tonight and you could have gotten hit. last week a had to respond to a call where a guy on a bike [note: on a bike] got his head splattered against the pavement"
[the guy on the bike cut the car off and got hit that's what happened]
us "ok"
A-hole "I could have written you a ticket for [hold on. I gotta take some time to remember this bullshit] . . .[oh yeah] intrusion of traffic."
us "ok"

End of conversation.

I really wanna know if "intrusion of traffic" actually exists as something you can get a ticket for.
Sorry I just think the whole thing was stupid. There's people out there buying alcohol for minors that end up getting alcohol poisoning and a whole bunch of other shit, but you're gonna stop me for running in the street at 1:30AM when there are absolutely no cars out.

Damn. I thought this post would be a short one. lol ok.

Peace

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